Blue Waffles Reality

It has obviously taken longer than usual but we’ve conceived the under-lying reality of the Blue Waffles that surfaced as a mystical disease in 2007 and gained a massive popularity since the day. With first things first and to clear all the doubts among readers, it should be wise enough to say that it’s not a disease. Where we previously provided you a total fictitious concept about the Blue Waffles, mentioning every bit of the rumors spread on-net, we now have a real and close-to-life concept as some medical experts and doctors from different institutions across the U.S. have finally come out and spoken about it on the record.

At first, I was a little too shocked when something like the “Blue Waffles Disease” surfaced and my heart just didn’t want to believe the story. But then more and more material started coming up with the same and possibly self-exaggerated stories that created some doubts among people. I’d now like to sum everything up in a very clear way so this does not create any doubt in any mind for the years to follow.

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Blue Waffles – What they had to say?

The younger generation was obviously shocked at this as the images started surfacing on Google and also on other pornographic websites. Just to be firm about the beliefs of general public about it, we questioned some third persons and teenagers about the Blue Waffles,

• What do you think of Blue Waffles?
• Did you get tricked into believing?
• What does it affect?

Now that the teenagers obviously had some shocking answers while the senior citizens had to settle with a bit of comics. A random set of replies were:

• Its a serious vaginal infection.
• Why’d you ask me that?
• Shouldn’t have asked a women, where’s my boyfriend!

Pictures of the Blue Waffles

When some images of the Blue Waffles started appearing, my first guess about those were a linkage to the regular pornographic websites. The images didn’t appear to be photo-shopped but some expert photo-shop editors did say that those images had some artificial color changes, specially the color Blue. So one simple question an individual might ask is that, why would someone even spread such a rumor?

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The answer to the question is actually very simple but requires a background knowledge. The way websites work and earn is actually through ad-revenues which multiply only with the amount of users. So to say, creating such an image would only promote the amount of searched content proportional to the number of users visiting it. Another common opinion about this is that the so called Blue Waffles Disease is only a way to spread fearful rumors among the younger generation so the sales of protective equipment might increase giving a much higher revenue to the company making them.

Reality of the Mystical Blue Waffles

The biggest reasons of Blue Waffles being a myth and a fantasy are self-evident. Whenever you search Google about any disease or health-care information, you might have results returned from trusted and medically established websites like WebMD or MayoClinic. But whenever we searched about the Blue Waffles, we were repeatedly linked to pornographic websites and in most of the cases, search results revealed entirely new websites with the content only being about this so called Blue Waffles Disease. Apart from that, some of them also came up with the disease causes, symptoms and even treatment.  This was a clear indication of Blue Waffles being only a myth.

What proved the Blue Waffles being entirely fictitious?

Everything we gathered up til now was doubtful and those doubts could only be cleared by medical professionals. Thanks to some who actually had the guts to come out with answers. So what did most of them say?

The medical dictionary has never heard of anything called as the “Blue Waffles Disease”. The name suggests it could be a slang term because ‘waffles’ is a slang for ‘vagina’. None of the diseases discovered up til now have had a blue colored vagina. Where this could be related to some other sort of diseases, it’s definitely not what they call the disease itself. The images are absolutely fake and have no resemblance to the real world.

The circulating images could have been due to bruising or rubbing the affected area too hard that might have made it look a bit blue in color. The deceiving word was of Blue Waffles being an STD (Sexually Transmitted Disease), which was the only thing people might have been tricked through to believe in because there are some other STDs closely related to the explained symptoms. Another view about it is that it could still be a very rare disease the medical experts might be unaware of or at-least kept it down to carry some research work forward. Although, similar symptoms to the ones mentioned have been observed in another disease called ‘vaginitis‘ which is actually just an inflammation of the vulva.

In the end, I would just request to everyone to spread the word out to as many people as you know using sources like Twitter or Facebook as it will help them all get over the fact of this mystical disease which might possibly be driving them mad for a long time now. If you need any other information or citation of anything we provided, please contact us using the form above. This was all we had and this might be our last update on Blue Waffles, I so hope it sums up well for my readers.